Museum of Ham Counter in Madrid, SpanThe Museo Del Jamon is a wonderful place, according to my wife. It was by far the place to eat during our stay in Madrid. Not because the food was particularly good, or the service was spectacular, it was just something like we had never experienced anywhere else.
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Museo, is an establishment of chain restaurants in Madrid, 6 locations in all. The menu is not too large, basically tapas sized portions and in general most customers eat standing at a stainless steel bar. A few of the locations have seating areas, but chairs are surely for the weak. Ask the guy that was standing next to us and pounded 1 beer and 2 sangrias in the course of my 15 minute stand-up breakfast. He was really getting his day off to a good start.
Did I mention the fact that my wife dragged me there, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner one day. I was getting a little tired of it and was actually very glad we left Madrid so I could get a break.

I assume the place gets its name from the hundreds of slabs of curred animal parts on display, hanging from any ceiling, wall, or post that will take a nail. The meat explosion is impressive, and the smell is interesting. A strange mix of salt, beer, and wet paper.
The salt and beer are quite understandable, but the paper needs a little explaining. Unknown to me was the fact that in tapas style restaurants in Spain is is perfectly acceptable to wipe your face with a single ply, single toilet sheet of toilet paper sized napkin, and then immediately toss it aside on the floor. I have to imagine that this carefree tossing of trash is a learn habit, similar to pavlov's dogs. It reminds me of smoker's disregard for throwing their butts everywhere.
The place was rocking from first thing in the morning to well into the evening. Since I ate their 3 meals a day I am one to know. Although the food in my opinion was fair, the atmosphere was really great. It was fun place to people watch and grab a few candid snapshots.
The only disadvantage was that it wasn't catered to tourists. Menus were only in Spanish, although the picture menu made it easy to point if you don't speak any Spanish. Don't worry too much about what you point to, because to be honest, you're gonna get ham, no question about it.
Luckily my tourist Spanish got us through without a need to to do much mime work to get through the meals. If someone asked me I would not let this minor point discourage a traveler from a visit. I was definitely glad we went.
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