An American moves to Switzerland

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

International Business English Can Be Feary

I really like working in an international business environment. Every day I work with people that are amazingly talented with languages. I'm sure about 90% percent of the people I am working with are conducting daily business in languages other than their native languages. As a result there are often times when you hear a phrase in 'International English' that is not quite right to a native speaker, but is understood. Often times these little phrases will induce a chuckle.

Here are 5 of my favorite international business English phrases.
  1. I remember you next Monday is a holiday so I can not make the meeting.
  2. Please precise the job description on the form.
  3. Would you like a window seat or an ale.
  4. That was so feary I almost screamed.
  5. I think he has a case of the pork influenza.
To those of you that have made such mistakes, kudos to you. It takes courage and a whole lot of energy to speak in a foreign language all day at work and you are certainly allowed a few mistakes. For that I truly have to commend you.

Do you have any good international business English phrases? Leave a comment.....

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Blogger Kelsey said...

From my supervisors and bosses in Korea:

"I think maybe possibly we cannot do that." (Translation: We can't do that.)

"Today you can take a rest." (Today you can stay home.)

"We are needing you in the classroom at 2pm."

12:03 AM

 
Blogger SwissMerica said...

Kelsey, I really like the first one. From what I know of Asian cultures that seems to really hit on the fear of offending anybody and saving face.

Thanks for the additions.

7:30 AM

 
Blogger Kelsey said...

Yep. Koreans are, according to folks I know who have taught in Korea, Japan, and China, possibly the worst in Asia about the whole saving face thing. It worked out in my advantage though: because I rode a motorcycle to work, I could easily come into work 5 minutes late and not get in trouble. As long as I gave some sort of excuse, any excuse (I got stuck behind a tractor, my bike wouldn't start, I had to stop for gas), it was dismissed with a wave of the hand. In an attempt to save face for both parties, all they cared about was that I had a legitimate-sounding excuse, even if both parties knew it was untrue.

12:16 PM

 
Blogger effenheimer said...

"Let's take tea" instead of let's have tea. I like it so much that I'm beginning to say it myself! I'm not doing the locals any favors by saying this, however. :(

1:46 PM

 
Blogger Chantal said...

She cannot yet translate this. Her German is yet too young.

10:02 PM

 

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